Your cup runneth over

This is the most ridiculous and even a little offensice thing that you have heard. There is a brand of biscuits by a Japanese company that promises to increase your chest size all the way to a F-cup. So rather than cutting your chest open and inserting wobbly implants, you can simply munch on a cookie a day and preen before the mirror. The cookies contain ingredients that are used in breast enhancement supplements. Now before you rush out and order a box, please make sure that the cookies dont magically enhance your waist and thighs too. Sometimes these cookies can be very dangerous as they can slowly increase your weight and you will continue consuming it. So have a check on these cookies before you buy.